Sgt. Stealthy asked two related questions: Why isn't Woody Allen funny anymore? And whatever happened to his unbearably unfunny action-figure sidekick Tony Roberts?
Thank you for the questions, Sarge. As to the first one, I am afraid Woody Allen was never funny. Any perception to the contrary must be related to something in the water, or perhaps a bad batch of Raisinettes.
As for Mr. Roberts, he is still active -- appearing in two films in 2005 -- and is still as unfunny as ever.