Something to Think About -- No.1

You know, based on some of the things I see, there are times I wonder just which is the smartest creature on the planet.

Take, for example, the dog Ginny who just died in August. If you believe only half of what you hear, Ginny was quite an intelligent animal. Not only did she rescue other animals in distress, those animals were cats. In fact, she is credited with rescuing nearly 900 (!) cats during her 17-year life.

Such an extraordinary animal was she that, in 1998, the Westchester Cat Show (NY) named her Cat of the Year.

You can find out more at the official Ginny Fan Club site which contains many stories of the work done by this wonderful animal. (You might wish to have a box of tissue handy.)

There is also information about the Ginny Fund, which collects money to continue her work helping animals in need.

Photo of Ginny and two of her rescues used with kind permission of the site webmaster. Copyright Philip Gonzalez, caretaker of Ginny.

Disclaimer: I have no relationship at all with the Ginny Fan Club or the Ginny Fund.

Rule Number One

Matt said: I'd like to know about the British slang word for gay men -- "poofs" or "poofters". Where did it originate?

Thank you for the question, Matt. This seems to be one of those words everyone has heard, but whose origins cannot be explained.

Sources seem to agree that the root word (poof) first appeared in England in 1850. It was not until early in the 20th century that the derivation (poofter) appeared in England, thought to have come by way of Australia.

Poof could be a variant of the slang word puff, which is thought to have come from the phrase Light as a cream puff -- although I could not discover why that refers to homosexuals. It could be that poofs are considered effeminate -- men who cannot carry their weight (i.e. not masculine), and therefore, light.

References indicate it is a very negative word -- worse, in fact, even than queer and fag.

It is all the more odd, then, that my introduction to that word would have been via the British television program "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the early 1970s where it was used quite openly in the skit "Bruces."

This concerned the introduction of a new member of the faculty of the philosophy department at the University of Wooloomooloo -- during which the new member was reminded of the rules. "Rule Number One: No poofters." (To emphasize the point, rules three, five, and seven were also "No poofters.")

Would You Like Chips With That?

Lena asked me to help settle a bet: In "Godfather 1", an actor ... talks about getting a big old dead fish wrapped in paper as a "Sicilian message: Lou Cabrottzi sleeps with the fishes." At least that is what MY ears tell me. My best friend ... swears she hears "...Luka Brattzi sleeps..." So: is it Luka ... Lou ... Cabrottzi, Brattzi? This is worth a rather substantial T.G.I.F. Holiday Gift Certificate.

Thank you for the question, Lena. Don Corleone's bodyguard in "The Godfather" (1972) meets a rather unpleasant death at a restaurant (not TGIF, I believe) and is sent to sleep amongst the fishies.

Played by the actor Lenny Montana, the character's name is Luca Brasi.

Just Ask Christopher #2

Do you have a question for me? Go to the "Comment" section at the bottom of this entry and leave your question. Questions can be of any kind: factual, advice, opinions, etc. EACH question asked will be addressed -- even if I cannot answer it. I would love to know where you are writing from (city -- and country if not America).

Friend or Faux?

Mass Bradley asked: Besides cultivating a "trained eye," are there any simple but effective tests to determine if an object is composed of Bakelite...

Thank you for the question, Bradley. Invented in 1907, Bakelite (pronounced BAY-ka-lite) was used for practical, industrial purposes. Only later did it appear in its most prevalent state: jewelry.

Bakelite is actually pretty hard to distinguish from certain similar plastics -- even with a trained eye. There are three main "in the field" ways to identify Bakelite:

1: Appearance: Bakelite has a certain reflective quality that is slightly different than similar plastics. The colors are more muted in comparison.

2: Weight: Bakelite will be the heavier of the two when comparing similar sized items made of this and another plastic.

3: Smell: When a small section is rubbed vigorously, it gives off a specific smell like formaldehyde. (Others say it is like camphor or carbolic acid.)

When at home, you may dab a small amount of a household cleaner on the item with a cotton swab. These cleaners (e.g. Formula 409, Scrubbing Bubbles Bathroom Cleaner) do something to the Bakelite or the patina and make the swab turn yellow. I have not tried the swab method; so I cannot confirm whether it works.

Although Bakelite is the glamour plastic (for the moment), don't allow its allure to blind you to the other great advances made in plastics in the early half of the 20th century. Fine jewelry, decorative items, and many practical items were made from Catalin, Urea, Melamine, etc. Many of these items changed the course of history in both practical and aesthetic ways.

Brainiac

James in Silver Spring, MD said: Years ago I met a guy who said that science had no answer for the question "How does the brain move the body?" Was he right?

Thank you for the question James. I have been interested in science my whole life -- especially more so as an adult. In all these years I have never heard this. Perhaps at the time that comment was correct. In the past couple decades, a lot of advances have been made in brain science.

Everything the brain does involves an electrical impulse or a chemical reaction. A very simplified explanation for movement starts with an electrical impulse in the brain which travels the spinal cord and routes to the correct nerve(s) in the arm or leg. The jolt of electricity makes the muscles expand or contract as needed to initiate movement. Various chemical reactions aid this process. These movements can be voluntary (picking up a book) or involuntary (breathing). Perhaps the comment concerned the exact mechanisms behind all this -- which are quite complicated, but pretty much understood now.

This underscores why brain injury can be so catastrophic -- which is why we have (and, hopefully, use) seat belts (prevent the brain from hitting the windshield), helmets (to cushion the brain from blows), and neck braces to be used after accidents (to prevent damage to the spinal cord).

An Apple A Day Does... What?

Okay. Here is my pathetic attempt to be creative (see picture -- if you dare). I tried to make one of those apple pomanders like I did in grade school. You can see the result. Nearly an entire bottle of whole cloves, and I did not have enough for one apple. So, here we are.

Does anyone know the origin of these clove apples? I mean, aside from being busy work for poor, condemned children in elementary school?

I found one reference that said it was part of the pomander craze of the 17th and 18th centuries (back when they did not bathe enough and needed something to hide the smell). Another reference said it began as a kissing apple that a fair young maiden (whom else?) would offer to some cute young guy she happened across. If he found her comely and appealing, he would bite off a clove and they would kiss. So, it was kind of an ice breaker / breath freshener kind of thing.

Have you heard any other origin of this goofy thing?

Spork it Over

Daphne asked: Who invented that odd spoon-fork abomination called the "Spork"?

Thank you for the question, Daphne. Blame for this one can be spread all over the place. I had a vague recollection the spork had been invented during WW2. Apparently, lots of people think this, as there are many entries on the internet saying the same thing. However, the first known patent for a combination utensil dates all the way back to 1874. (That's no typo.)

Registered to Samuel W. Francis, the "Improvement in Combined Knives, Forks, and Spoons" (pictured) combines all the best of the three utensils into one uberutensil that he did not name -- which is probably for the best, when you consider the possibilities.

Other patents for various utensil combinations came along in 1908, 1912, 1978, and 1998; but none of these look like the spork we have come to love (or revile).

How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?

James in Silver Spring, MD asked: Speaking of hands: Why does the Hamburger Helper "Helping Hand" logo only have three fingers and a thumb?

Thank you for the question, James. Most likely because, in animation, it is easier to animate three fingers over four. Matt Groening ("The Simpsons") has often said the reason his regular characters have three fingers and one thumb is because it was easier for him to draw. (One semi-regular has four fingers and thumb. Do you know which one that is?) This would probably explain why the ants in "A Bug's Life" have only four legs rather than the correct six.

This question makes one think about the evolution of the human hand. Many scientists state the greatest advance in human evolution was the opposable thumb (to aid in grasping, which leads to ease in tool making), but it is really irrelevant how many fingers oppose that thumb. Today, most humans have four fingers; however, there are the occasional births of humans with five or six fingers -- which is known as "polydactyly." Some scientists believe these are examples of genes that had once been more prominent, and now lie dormant in most cases. This implies that is it possible we have ancestors who had more than four fingers.

You might remember that episode of the original "The Outer Limits" in which a character experimented with accelerating a human subject to see how humans would evolve. At the end of his experiment the subject had five fingers and a thumb.

Two interesting articles will be found here and here.

More Bang for the Buck

James of Silver Spring, MD asked: The universe is everything. And the universe is expanding. What is the universe expanding into if the universe is everything?

Thank you for the question, James. This is indeed proof that I don't know everything. I am still stuck on the question "what was there before the universe that allowed something to go 'bang!' in the first place?".

Personally, I like the universe-in-a-grain-of-sand theory of everything. It is infinite both ways with no beginning or ending.