Oh, this is rich:
Archaeologists find two bodies buried in the same grave from thousands of years ago. They do not know the ages or sex of the bodies, yet the world announces this.
I just wonder what the papers will say when it turns out to be two men, or two women. Will it be love then? Of course not.
They will amend their stories to talk about how it was just a mass grave, and the bones got intertwined; but, with two men or two women, it could not possibly be love.