Other Things That Don't Happen

According to at least one politician, a woman who is raped does not (or rarely does) get pregnant. Using that logic, here is a list of other things that don't happen:

• Sexual activity in a public bathroom between a heterosexual married man and another man does not mean the first man is homosexual

• Raising taxes on those who earn the least amount of money does not make them poorer

• Photographing himself in his tightey-whitey underwear, sharing the photo with others via email and then lying about it does not make a politician a douche bag

• Sending jobs to other countries from America does not mean Americans lose jobs

• Smoking does not cause cancer

• Making enormous profits by buying stock based on insider information does not make a politician a criminal

• An annual increase of the average daytime temperature in America does not mean global warming exists

• Hunting with an automatic weapon, like an AK47, does not provide an unfair advantage

• Teaching a child the arts -- like music, painting, dance and theater -- does not have any value

• Cutting funding for education does not mean teachers are underpaid

• Lying about which country started which war does not create an ethical or moral problem

• Denying a child medical coverage does not contribute to lifelong medical problems

• Spraying secret chemicals on areas where soldiers are working does not cause them any medical problems

• Voting against legislation to grant equal rights to gays and lesbians by secretly-gay politicians does not make them hypocrites